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These are some lies we made up about Greenfield.
A space alien from another solar system is now and then perceived in a Greenfield mobile home.
The Wizard of Oz can from time to time be noticed gazing beside the water at Greenfield Beach.
The spirit of a guy having on a soldier's uniform has repeatedly been noticed by Allen Brook attempting to capture something.
A gargantuan puppy is repeatedly noticed fly fishing from the shore of Connecticut River Reservoir late in the night.
A giant prairie dog has purportedly been seen on a few occasions scaring folks up on Arthurs Seat.
A space man can be made out very often in The Narrows before sunrise rearranging orbs about.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every so often been made out appearing terrifying beside The Cascades after midnight.
A knight's armor from the middle ages devoid of a human being inside is sometimes seen marching in the middle of a deserted highway outside Greenfield.
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Any which way, this is a horrible phantom that should be avoided.
Vasco da Gama is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances in Fuller Swamp around midnight attempting to dump a corpse.
The ghost of a female with a sack bound around her head was seen tossing pebbles next to the water at Barton Cove. This spirit
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is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been a few other stories of this particular spirit. If you listen to what the local residents say, this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Greenfield in the past.
A gigantic donkey appeared flying across The Bars in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Yeti was spotted in Cushman Park at the stroke of midnight pulling a corpse over rocks.
A big bloodcurdling ghost came into view becoming visible in a closet mirror. This is one of those ghosts that is observed time and again nearby. A lot of people who live here assert this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the quiet in Greenfield. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that you don't want to meet before sunrise.
The spirit of a shackled up guy was noticed gazing at the water by Bowens Pond Dam around midnight. The onlooker fled after she distinguished the ghost. No matter what, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go looking
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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