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These are some lies we made up about Fitchburg.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may frequently be observed looking at the water by Arden Mill Dam at midnight.
A gigantic bear may be perceived very frequently in the early morning hours floating along on Baker Brook.
A massive mink has sometimes been distinguished on the summit of Alpine Hill on a dark night examining the scenery.
A large menacing ogre is from time to time distinguished gathering wood to make a fire in Fitchburg State Forest at midnight.
A space alien from planet Venus has been noticed on a small number of instances chatting into the air as if someone else was there.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was witnessed fly fishing from the shore of Damon Pond after midnight.
A gigantic tiger became visible by Bartlett Swamp pushing orbs about.
A large frightening ghost was spotted hovering over Rice Meadow before sunrise. The witness ran off when she noticed the
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phantom.
The spirit of a strapped up man came into view walking a Great Dane late in the night on a shadowy Fitchburg residential street. When the observer appeared the ghost escaped. A number of of the folks who live here allege this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Fitchburg person who lived here.
The phantom of a young woman
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covered in blood was observed in Ashby Common at midnight covering a body by a sizeable boulder. The appearance of the bystander frightened the phantom who then faded away. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that is rather not disrupted.
Ferdinand Magellan was distinguished peeping through flat windows in Fitchburg very late at night.
The ghost of an old sorceress has regularly been perceived watching cable in a Fitchburg living room at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
A huge whale is often made out searching through trash container on a Fitchburg avenue.
A female's body having a raccoon's head is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of instances floating in the air like a blimp in Fitchburg.
A partially decomposed human dead body can regularly be seen in an autopart store in the Fitchburg neighborhood.
The phantom of a farmer dressed in a worn straw hat may be spotted very frequently
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in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor quite near the ranger station glugging down apple juice.
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Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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