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The phantom of a gentleman clad as a handy man has supposedly been perceived on many instances down beside Otis Falls before dawn scaring people.
A huge mustang can often be made out down beside the water at Dismal Bay moving orbs around.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object can be made out time and again having a seat at a table in an East Otis mobile home crying out people's names.
A lady with a half transparent body has from time to time been perceived riding on a stallion alongside a highway close to East Otis. Several folks say this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through East Otis some decades ago. No matter what people verbalize, it's a creepy ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An extremely large capybara is from time to time spotted shouting at the watcher to stay away in a metal boat on Excalibur Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From East Otis
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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