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A gigantic cony has sometimes been seen late at night hurrying after a passing VW on a gloomy road in close proximity to Eastham.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
An alien from planet Mercury can every so often be witnessed pulling up weeds in the front garden of a trailer in Eastham.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was observed in a canoe on Gould Pond shouting.
A female having the head of a demon appeared trying to articulate something at Coast Guard Beach. The ghost was ingested by the air after being seen.
An enormous sloth was witnessed by Nauset Harbor at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water.
An alien was made out reasoning in Audubon Bird Sanctuary at the stroke of midnight.
A female carrying her head
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next to her arm was made out down by the water at Barley Neck rearranging orbs about. When seen the ghost came close to the witness who then escaped. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost may be a distinguished former time resident of Eastham.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly seen looking creepy
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in Nickerson State Park near the park headquarters.
A colossal prairie dog has allegedly been spotted on several occasions turning toward the witness up on Camp Wellfleet Dunes.
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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