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These are some lies we made up about East Bridgewater.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship is frequently seen marching through a home in East Bridgewater.
A large frightening beast can regularly be perceived in Bear Meadow around midnight struggling to deposit a corpse.
A space alien from Jupiter can be distinguished over and over again hovering across Hobart Meadow very late at night.
A female burning, grasping a fuel bottle has sometimes been witnessed on the top of Beech Hill on a dark night observing the landscape. One thing is for guaranteed, it is in all certainty a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
The spirit of a planter in a hat is occasionally spotted by Bartlett Brook struggling to grip something.
A gigantic snake is known to have been observed on numerous instances tossing pebbles into Burrage Pond late in the night.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has repeatedly been observed at Burrage Pond Dam in the early morning
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hours before sunrise enjoying the view. Based on what the folks who live here argue, this ghost might be a distinguished former time native of East Bridgewater. Anyway, this is a bad spirit that should be avoided.
A space invader from another solar system is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of instances burying a body by a large rock
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in Ames Nowell State Park before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer can often be noticed next to a scary tree in Hanson Town Forest pointing at the viewer.
An ET from planet Jupiter can be seen time and again mounted on a donkey by a road near East Bridgewater.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been made out staggering through a residence in close proximity to East Bridgewater.
A woman with a blue face is once in a while witnessed in a phone booth in East Bridgewater talking on the telephone.
Issac Newton has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions wandering through an East Bridgewater neighborhood cemetery.
An ET can from time to time be spotted guzzling blood from a jar next to a desolate road right next door to East Bridgewater on a dark night.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy was distinguished seeking a picture outside the entrance to Bradley Palmer State Park.
A space invader from Venus was spotted guzzling
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milk quite near the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor.
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Ghost Sightings From East Bridgewater
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Ghost Sightings From East Bridgewater
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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