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These are some lies we made up about Dudley.
The ghost of a man grasping a blood-covered machete may often be spotted fishing from the shore of Buffum Pond on a dark night.
An alien from Pluto can be observed frequently throwing boulders into the water at Backwater Brook at night.
An ET from outer space is from time to time seen gulping fuel from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Dudley.
A massive jackal has allegedly been spotted on a small number of instances looking at the vista at Belden Dam before sunrise.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship may sometimes be distinguished smoking a cigar down by the water at Bates Cove.
An martian traveler from the cosmos was noticed climbing out of Jerrys Swamp soaked in filth late at night.
A space alien from the Moon appeared trying to find a woman up on the apex of Brandy Hill.
A gigantic coati was witnessed in Thompson Green after midnight pulling a corpse over rocks.
The spirit of a civil war fighter emerged
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walking a Terrier at night on a murky Dudley avenue. The ghost mumbled about avenging an assassination.
The ghost of a severely charred woman was observed peeping through apartment windows in Dudley before sunrise. The eye witness panicked and ran off. Some of the folks here say this ghost might be a recognized old days local of Dudley. In any
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event, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Rapunzel was distinguished watching cable in a Dudley living room in the early morning hours.
An extremely large pony has frequently been witnessed going through trash container on a Dudley residential road.
Galileo is often spotted quite near the entrance to Bigelow Hollow State Park reflecting.
An enormous rabbit is known to have been observed on a handful of instances on a Dudley avenue late at night.
A colossal reptile can frequently be distinguished calling out people's names near Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor.
A space man from deep space may be perceived repeatedly floating in the air like a balloon in Dudley.
The ghost of an engine driver has every now and then been distinguished staring at an old woman slumbering on a futon in a house in Dudley.
The martian captain of a flying saucer is every now and then distinguished in a hardware store in the Dudley vicinity.
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extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system has supposedly been witnessed on frequent instances trying on a jacket in a Dudley mobile home.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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