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These are some lies we made up about Dover.
The spirit of a young-looking gentleman in a confederate uniform is repeatedly seen tossing pieces of wood into Charles River Reservoir before dawn. Locals claim that this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Dover before the present.
A gigantic donkey has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances spending time in a vacant farmhouse in Dover.
A sphinx can regularly be distinguished shouting at a log in Hundreds Woods on a dark night.
The phantom of a shackled up man can be seen often scaring folks by Alder Brook.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has now and then been observed yelling names in Blackburn Memorial Park before dawn.
The ghost of a young-looking woman soaked in blood is sometimes seen facing the onlooker in Hemlock Gorge late at night. Regardless of what folks express, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that should be steered clear of.
A gigantic baboon may every
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so often be observed at Bird Pond Dam very late at night yelling at the eye witness to disappear.
A giant shrew has repeatedly been seen chucking pebbles up on the summit of Beacon Hill.
A space alien from planet Pluto is repeatedly perceived traveling on a scooter on a gloomy road next to Dover.
The ghost of an elderly witch has
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supposedly been noticed on a few instances struggling out of Cold Spring Swamp soaked in slime at night.
A giant moose can regularly be observed in a trailer in Dover.
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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