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These are some lies we made up about Douglas.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been noticed on several instances in a residence in Douglas.
The ghost of a young lady dressed in a blood-covered prom dress may every so often be spotted redistributing orbs around up on the pinnacle of Bald Hill. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Douglas a long time ago.
A beheaded female has repeatedly been perceived washing a blood-splattered rag in Sutton Falls before sunrise.
Ludwig van Beethoven is frequently spotted in a Douglas apartment.
The ghost of an adolescent girl can repeatedly be made out screaming at the eye witness to go away in Purgatory Chasm before dawn.
A huge cheetah may be distinguished very often chucking boulders into the flowing water at Croff Farm Brook very late at night.
A gigantic waterbuck has every now and then been perceived marching along a secluded highway close to Douglas.
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Stegosaurus is from time to time distinguished creeping out of Jerrys Swamp covered in mud after midnight.
A gigantic panther is known to have been made out on many instances at Wakefield Pond Dam before sunrise mounding bricks.
The ghost of a female having half her head lost was noticed climbing a big tree in Quaddick State Forest in
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the early morning hours. The ghost talked about avenging an assassination. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you do not want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
The Pied Piper was observed fishing from the water's edge of Stump Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy emerged down near the water at Bates Cove consuming a sandwich.
A colossal puma was spotted becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Douglas
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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