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The ghost of an awfully mangled hunter dragging a dead coyote can once in a while be seen at Assonet Neck in the early morning hours looking down into the water. A local argues that this ghost might be a well-known days gone by local of Dighton.
A space man from outer space was spotted flinging pebbles into the flowing water at Assonet River late in the night.
A gargantuan mule materialized gazing at the waves down next to the water's edge at Pierce Beach late in the night.
A lady devoid of a head was noticed before dawn staring over Assonet Bay. Additional people in the neighborhood have had identical incidents with the same spirit.
A man without a head appeared in Buffington Park late at night pulling a cadaver over the grass. This is one of those spirits that is seen frequently in close proximity.
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Ghost Sightings From Dighton
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Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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