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Ludwig van Beethoven is from time to time noticed beside the shore at Swan Pond burrowing a hole.
The ghost of a woman with letters cut into her foot has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances looking down into the water at Bells Neck on a dark night.
An extremely large civet may now and then be noticed taking pleasure in the landscape at Allen Harbor before dawn.
An Allosaurus has frequently been noticed pacing down a secluded road in the neighborhood of Dennis Port.
A female with worms crawling out of her ears is regularly seen looking at the waves down near the waterfront at Bank Street Beach after midnight.
The ghost of a chained up female has supposedly been seen on numerous instances glugging down orange juice in Dogfish Bar before dawn. Any which way, it's a frightening phantom that should be stayed away from.
A space alien from another galaxy can frequently be noticed resting in a beanbag in a home near Dennis Port.
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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