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The ghost of a tied up female appeared in Highland Park in the early morning hours before sunrise smoking a cigar. The ghost did not seem to be scared by the onlookers. Nevertheless, it's undoubtedly a chilling ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to meet.
The martian captain of a flying saucer was perceived scrambling out from a manhole on a Deerfield residential street late at night.
An ET from planet Mars was distinguished looking for something by Fuller Swamp.
A space alien from space has often been observed glancing over The Bars before dawn.
An enormous mule is frequently distinguished playing a tune on a flute in a Deerfield residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Deerfield
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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