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These are some lies we made up about Dedham.
A gargantuan mouse can be spotted over and over again taking a moonlight-hour bath at Harvey Beach.
An enormous buffalo has once in a while been made out playing a melody on a flute in a Dedham trailer.
A gigantic mynah bird is once in a while witnessed chucking rocks into the current at Alder Brook on a dark night.
A woman with a spear sticking out of her head has allegedly been noticed on a small number of instances in a mirror in a Dedham flat; the phantom was exclusively visible in the mirror. Regardless of what, it certainly is a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
A colossal hyena can from time to time be spotted by Bernstein Farm Pond Dam at midnight gazing at the water.
A Pteranodon has regularly been perceived in a flat outside Dedham.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is frequently witnessed by Breakneck Ledge facing the onlooker.
The ghost of a lady with a bag strapped around her
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head can often be seen hiding a body by a sizeable rock in Almont Playground in the early morning hours.
An ET may be perceived very often by Cold Spring Swamp going bananas.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has sometimes been perceived in Hemlock Gorge at the stroke of midnight throwing pebbles.
A space
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invader from planet Mars is once in a while perceived up on Academy Hill digging a crater.
A giant iguana has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions looking for a picture next to a parked Chrysler in a Dedham parking lot on a dark night.
A giant toad can from time to time be noticed in a Dedham area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
A giant prairie dog was observed devouring an apple in a row boat on Charles River Reservoir.
A space invader from another world became visible relaxing at a table in a Dedham house downing gasoline.
A partially transparent man dressed as the captain of a freight ship was distinguished traveling on a donkey next to a road near Dedham. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being made out.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object came into sight reading a pamphlet quite near the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor.
A space invader from planet Neptune was made out in Bradley Palmer State Park right
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by the park headquarters trying to find a man.
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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