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These are some lies we made up about Danvers.
A colossal doe can regularly be spotted on a Danvers residential road very late at night.
The phantom of a young-looking guy dressed in a confederate uniform may be spotted frequently by Bunker Meadows looking bloodcurdling. According to the residents, this ghost is almost certainly the undeceased ghost of a local who used to live here in Danvers. Regardless of what, this is a hostile ghost that you do not want to run into before sunrise.
An alien from the Moon has every so often been spotted staring crossly at the onlooker mid stream in Bass River.
A giant addax is once in a while seen suspended in the air like a blimp in Danvers.
The ghost of a hobo has purportedly been perceived on a handful of occasions by Beverly Reservoir Dam very late at night looking at the water. Scores of folks who live here say this spirit is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Danvers resident.
A space alien from outer space has frequently been made out
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at Dane Street Beach before sunrise gazing at the waves near the water's edge.
Frankenstein's Monster is repeatedly made out in Abbott Park late at night piling boulders.
An alien has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances on the pinnacle of Bald Hill at night glancing at the panorama.
A giant rhinoceros may often
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be seen drinking blood from a jar beside the waterfront at Aunt Betts Pond.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be observed often in Boxford State Forest on a dark night gathering wood to make a fire.
An alien tourist from another world has now and then been noticed down at the water at Beverly Cove glugging down paint.
A gargantuan springbok is sometimes witnessed in Davereux Rocks before sunrise smoking a pipe.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions gazing at an old man sleeping on a mattress in a building in Danvers.
The ghost of a young-looking woman soaked in blood may sometimes be witnessed in a shoe store in the Danvers neighborhood.
A huge muskrat was noticed creeping up from a drain hole on a Danvers residential road very late at night.
A space invader from another planet came into sight snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Danvers.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft was seen performing
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a tune on a harp in a Danvers flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Danvers
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Ghost Sightings From Danvers
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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