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These are some lies we made up about Cuttyhunk.
The spirit of a gravely burned lady is often distinguished staring at the water by Cuttyhunk Pond after midnight.
The spirit of a gentleman having a word engraved into his foot is known to have been made out on a few instances on the pinnacle of Saddleback Hill at night staring at the panorama. In any event, this is an unlikable ghost that should be left alone.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be witnessed often down by the water at Barneys Joy Point struggling to utter something.
An alien vacationer from outer space has from time to time been observed in Black Rocks at midnight attempting to snatch something.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances meditating in Demarest Lloyd State Park outside the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Cuttyhunk
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Ghost Sightings From Cuttyhunk
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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