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These are some lies we made up about Cotuit.
A guy having a machete in his head is every now and then made out walking through a residence in close proximity to Cotuit. Whatever people exclaim, this spirit undeniably is terrifying; one that you wouldn't wish to come across before dawn.
A very large quagga is known to have been distinguished on frequent occasions speaking into the night on the shore of Amos Pond.
A sphinx can from time to time be observed staring at the water by Cotuit Anchorage late at night.
The phantom of a delivery man was observed seeking something down at the water at Anns Cove. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the bystander. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a horrible ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
An alien voyager from another galaxy materialized at a coin operated phone in Cotuit making a telephone call.
A space man from the cosmos was perceived at Abigails Brook at the stroke of midnight flinging stones into the water.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft emerged gazing along a desolate highway near Cotuit at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Cotuit
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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