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These are some lies we made up about Conway.
A gigantic lovebird has been spotted on frequent occasions in a shoe store in the Conway area.
A Yeti can sometimes be observed mounding chunks of concrete in Guinea Gulf before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a sword was witnessed very late at night flying over The Bars. The ghost talked about avenging a homicide.
A woman with worms crawling out of her eye sockets showed up observing the surroundings from the highest spot of Abbott Hill around midnight. The observer got freaked out and escaped. Locals here who have perceived this spirit claim this spirit likes frightening folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the calm in Conway.
An ET was perceived down near Chapel Falls late in the night downing soda pop.
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Ghost Sightings From Conway
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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