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The alien captain of an alien spaceship is regularly perceived moving orbs about up on the pinnacle of Aunt Sophies Peak.
A space alien from planet Mercury has allegedly been observed on many instances around midnight heading a lead exploration of Amidon Pinnacle to a collection of phantoms.
A space alien from deep space may often be observed flying over the Catamount Hills around midnight.
An enormous kitten has sometimes been made out hauling a corpse from the chilly water of Borden Brook after midnight.
A giant alligator is occasionally distinguished staring at a lady snoozing on a mattress in a building in Colrain.
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Ghost Sightings From Colrain
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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