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These are some lies we made up about Cohasset.
A gargantuan leopard can be spotted very frequently fluttering across The Flats late at night.
A space alien from deep space has sometimes been perceived floating down on Aaron River in the early morning hours.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions hovering in the air like a blimp in Cohasset.
A sasquatch can now and then be perceived gazing angrily at the witness at Aaron River Dam very late at night.
The ghost of a guy dressed as a plumber was witnessed yelling at the witness to stay away down next to the waterfront at Bassing Beach. The onlooker became frightened and escaped.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a police uniform came into view at the stroke of midnight conducting a piloted trip of White Head to a group of spirits. The phantom nodded to the bystander.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was noticed in a convenience store in the Cohasset neighborhood.
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gargantuan bear materialized trying on a hat in a Cohasset flat.
A space man from the cosmos was spotted swallowing blood from a beaker in Bates Rock at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader was spotted pulling a cadaver across the dirt in Albert Norris Conservation Area at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO has
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regularly been seen poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Cohasset.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a huge white beard is often perceived staring down into the water at Point Allerton at midnight. Scores of local residents argue this spirit is the stressed soul of an old Cohasset person who lived here.
A large bloodcurdling ogre has allegedly been made out on one or two occasions on the pinnacle of Allerton Hill very late at night staring at the sight.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy can repeatedly be observed collecting sticks for a fire in Mill Woods very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Cohasset
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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