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An extremely large colt is once in a while noticed contemplating up on the peak of Abel Hill.
A giant puppy has allegedly been made out on numerous instances chucking pebbles into Chilmark Pond at night.
Marco Polo can sometimes be distinguished down near the water at Allen Point screaming names.
A space invader from planet Venus has frequently been observed downing water from Cooks Springs after midnight.
A wandering phantom is frequently noticed scrambling out of Squibnocket Marshes soaked in mud before dawn. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Chilmark
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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