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These are some lies we made up about Chicopee.
Count Dracula may be noticed over and over again in a mobile home in Chicopee.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe is once in a while observed in Abbey Brook trying to find someone.
A space invader from planet Neptune is known to have been witnessed on many occasions looking at Bircham Bend after midnight.
The menacing phantom of a Hun can occasionally be spotted soaring over South Plains late at night. One of the local residents firmly alleges that this phantom is the stressed soul of an old Chicopee person who lived here.
A gargantuan seal is regularly observed in a Chicopee flat.
A space man from another solar system has been said to have been observed on frequent instances trying to state something near South Hadley Falls around midnight.
A giant shrew may often be noticed hiding a body by a sizeable rock in Ames Hill-Crescent Hill Historic District very late at night.
A chilling skeleton can be spotted over and
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over again wandering along a deserted road close to Chicopee. Several of the residents declare this phantom is that of a resident who existed here in Chicopee some time ago.
A huge snake has once in a while been observed at Big Island at the stroke of midnight gazing down into the water.
A space alien is every now and then perceived frightening
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people by Pitchawam Swamp.
A very large tapir has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions up on the pinnacle of Bradley Mountain screaming names of people.
A very large walrus can every so often be spotted in a motor boat on Bass Pond looking bloodcurdling.
A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire was witnessed emerging in a bedroom mirror. The ghost did not appear to be worried by the watchers. In any event, it is indisputably a scary ghost that should be shunned.
An Icthyosaurus was spotted staring at the water by Ashley Pond Dam late at night.
The phantom of a pregnant woman came into view resting on a couch in a home next to Chicopee. The phantom nodded to the onlooker.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy was observed in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror after midnight.
A beheaded gentleman was observed picking flowers in the garden of an apartment in Chicopee. When the ghost was distinguished
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it disappeared into the thin air. If you listen to the residents, this spirit enjoys startling foolish folks who are courageous enough to disturb the tranquility in Chicopee.
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Ghost Sightings From Chicopee
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Ghost Sightings From Chicopee
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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