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These are some lies we made up about Chestnut Hill.
An enormous eland can be observed very frequently in a building close to Chestnut Hill.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every so often been observed going for a night-time swim at Harvey Beach.
A space alien from Pluto is from time to time made out next to the shore at Chandler Pond eating a cracker.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is known to have been seen on numerous instances trying to find a bag next to a parked car in a Chestnut Hill parking lot around midnight.
A Yeti can every so often be noticed conversing into the thin air by Back Bay Fens.
A huge marmoset is regularly observed in Hemlock Gorge late in the night reading a newsletter.
The ghost of an old sorceress has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances floating by on Alder Brook after midnight. In any event, it unquestionably is a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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lady's body with a skunk's head may repeatedly be noticed in Admiral Morison Statue very late at night crying. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be kept away from.
A sizeable terrifying ogre has now and then been spotted gazing after midnight on a lawn in Chestnut Hill.
A giant steer is every now and then made
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out by Breakneck Ledge trying to exclaim something.
Ludwig van Beethoven may now and then be perceived attempting to grip something up on the summit of Academy Hill.
An ET was distinguished flickering a flash light at the water at Bartons Point.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet materialized at Amelia Earhart Dam in the early morning hours enjoying the surroundings.
A semi decayed human body was noticed seated at a coffee table in a Chestnut Hill flat pushing orbs around. When spotted the phantom came within reach of the viewer who then ran away.
An extremely large otter materialized traveling on a camel by a road near Chestnut Hill.
A woman afire, hauling a gas bottle was noticed staggering through a home in the neighborhood of Chestnut Hill. This exact ghost has been made out over and over again in this spot.
An ET from another planet has often been perceived at a coin operated phone in Chestnut Hill talking on the telephone.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is
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repeatedly distinguished chucking stones in Bradley Palmer State Park by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Chestnut Hill
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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