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These are some lies we made up about Chesterfield.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object was spotted staring over Fisk Meadow on a dark night.
A drifting ghost has repeatedly been noticed at midnight fluttering over the Bryant Hill.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior is repeatedly distinguished gulping paint up on Bagg Ledges.
Archimedes is rumored to have been distinguished on a few instances chucking bricks into the flowing water at Baker Brook before sunrise.
A huge rabbit may repeatedly be observed by the water's edge at Damon Pond discussing into the night.
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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