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These are some lies we made up about Chester.
Aladdin was made out gazing at the sight from the summit of Abbott Hill before sunrise.
The phantom of a teen girl came into sight hanging out in an uninhabited farmhouse in Chester. The arrival of the eye witness scared the ghost who then faded away. Residents here say that this phantom could be a renowned old days resident of Chester.
A gigantic prairie dog was perceived drifting by on Abbott Brook in the early morning hours.
A figure with a skeleton face dressed in shady robes became visible being carried by a moped on a gloomy highway close to Chester. The onlooker was frightened and fled. Nonetheless, it's a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space invader from the cosmos was made out in the early morning hours soaring over The Volcanic Crater.
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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