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A Pterodactyl has purportedly been seen on one or two occasions looking at the sight from the summit of Mount Amos at the stroke of midnight.
A giant platypus may often be witnessed taking in the scenery at Bassett Reservoir Dam at midnight.
The Ugly Duckling can be noticed repeatedly on the water's edge of Bassett Reservoir discussing into the air.
A massive kinkajou has every so often been perceived by Jones Nose trying to find a person.
The ghost of an old hag is from time to time made out on the peak of one of the mountains in the Greylock Range at the stroke of midnight hauling a human cranium.
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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