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These are some lies we made up about Chelsea.
One of the three Little Pigs is now and then observed before dawn gazing across Bird Island Flats.
The ghost of a miner has been said to have been spotted on a handful of instances at Bartons Point late in the night looking down into the water. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to run into.
A space man from another world may occasionally be distinguished taking pleasure in the landscape at Amelia Earhart Dam very late at night.
A gargantuan puppy was seen hurling boulders in Admiral Morison Statue in the early morning hours.
A space invader showed up up on Mount Andrew mounding chunks of concrete.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a gas station attendant was perceived talking into the night as if somebody else was present. The witness was frightened and ran away.
An enormous ram was noticed giving a guided trip of Grovers Cliff to a company of ghosts before dawn.
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ghost of a guy dressed in a law enforcement uniform was distinguished drinking motor oil by Back Bay Fens. The ghost did not appear to be concerned by the onlookers. Either way, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An alien explorer from another galaxy has often been observed checking out Chapel Rocks in detail before
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dawn.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is often seen throwing boulders into Breeds Pond before sunrise.
A colossal aardvark is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions walking a Terrier in the early morning hours on a dark Chelsea lane.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a huge white mustache may regularly be perceived on a dark night fluttering across the Middlesex Fells.
A sphinx may be perceived often watching television in a Chelsea living room in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a gentleman having on an armed forces uniform has once in a while been seen staring in the middle of Alewife Brook.
A gigantic mole is now and then spotted at Black Rock Beach going for a dark-hour bath.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances searching through garbage container on a Chelsea avenue.
A large menacing monster has repeatedly been spotted on a Chelsea road around midnight.
An extraterrestrial
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explorer from outer space is frequently seen suspended in the air like a blimp in Chelsea.
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Ghost Sightings From Chelsea
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Ghost Sightings From Chelsea
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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