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These are some lies we made up about Chelmsford.
A lady with an axe in her head may regularly be observed resting in a chair in a building in Chelmsford. One of the local residents decisively declares that this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who come trying to find spirits in Chelmsford. Anyhow, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A drifting ghost can be distinguished very often consuming a burger by Beaver Brook.
A colossal porpoise has every so often been seen throwing pebbles into Althea Lake at night.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object has been said to have been seen on a few occasions around midnight examining Scotty Hollow in detail.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter may every so often be observed at Pawtucket Falls on a dark night conversing into the night.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was noticed reading a magazine under a streetlamp in Chelmsford.
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colossal toad materialized staggering from mobile home to mobile home late in the night on a Chelmsford road.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer was noticed scooping out a nook in the ground in Billerica State Forest at night.
An extremely large warthog emerged gazing at Collinsville Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost
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of a young Indian warrior was spotted struggling to capture something up on Abrams Hill. This is one of those ghosts that is made out very frequently in the vicinity. In any case, it's a scary spirit that any normal person would not want to encounter.
A space man from planet Mercury was made out browsing through a closet in the bedroom of a Chelmsford mobile home late at night.
The phantom of an airliner pilot has regularly been perceived scaring people in Alumni Field in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what, it's undeniably a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
The terrifying spirit of a Barbarian is regularly seen creeping out of Great Swap drenched in dirty water in the early morning hours before sunrise. Some of the locals assert this ghost may be a distinguished former time dweller of Chelmsford.
A menacing skeleton is known to have been spotted on several instances having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Chelmsford house.
A fluorescent human character may
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be noticed very frequently in a desolate location in close proximity to Chelmsford.
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Ghost Sightings From Chelmsford
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Ghost Sightings From Chelmsford
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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