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These are some lies we made up about Chatham.
The alien commander of a flying saucer is once in a while seen heaving pieces of wood up on the summit of Cannon Hill.
A giant jerboa has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions at Bassing Harbor at night hollowing out a nook.
Genghis Khan may every so often be observed strolling through a flat in Chatham.
An ET from planet Neptune is repeatedly seen at Allen Point at midnight looking down into the water.
A woman with a bottle-green face is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions gazing over Common Flat at night.
An extraterrestrial from space can be witnessed very frequently in Chatham Bar after midnight dining on a tomato.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship has once in a while been noticed pulling a cadaver through some bushes in Cape Cod National Seashore late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Chatham
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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