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A female on fire, clutching a gasoline tank is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances up on the summit of Austin Hill grasping a cranium.
A large creepy giant may repeatedly be spotted in a boat on Buffum Pond weeping.
A very large snake may be witnessed over and over again in Alder Meadow at midnight attempting to deposit a dead body.
An alien tourist from another solar system is once in a while noticed setting up camp in Spencer State Forest after midnight.
A space man from planet Saturn can from time to time be distinguished by Ashworth Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has regularly been observed hanging in the air like a balloon in Charlton.
A space alien is frequently seen gazing at a guy sleeping on a futon in an apartment in Charlton.
An alien explorer from another planet has allegedly been perceived on a few occasions shouting people's names
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in the center of Cohasse Brook.
A space invader from another world can be witnessed over and over again looking chilling in Central Mills Historic District in the early morning hours.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every now and then been distinguished in a hardware store in the Charlton vicinity.
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space man from planet Saturn is from time to time spotted ascending up from a drain hole on a Charlton residential road at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from the cosmos has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Charlton.
Socrates may from time to time be observed quite near Bigelow Hollow State Park digging a hole.
A gigantic weasel was observed performing a tune on a harmonica in a Charlton residence.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot came into view in a Charlton secondary school around midnight marching the halls. This ghost is extremely active in this area; there have been a few other sightings of this precise ghost.
A female with a sea-green face was distinguished in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor outside the park headquarters searching for a shoe. This is one of those phantoms that is noticed frequently close at hand.
A dinosaur was spotted in a mirror in a Charlton residence; the spirit was solely detectable in the mirror.
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ghost of a mail carrier was observed seeking a hat under a parked pickup in a Charlton parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost didn't care that there was somebody other there. A local person claims that this ghost may very well be a recognized old days native of Charlton.
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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