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These are some lies we made up about Cataumet.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has repeatedly been spotted at midnight hovering across Rands Harbor.
A female having a machete in her head is frequently made out hauling a headbone in The Basin at midnight. Anyway, it sure is a creepy ghost that you do not want to bump into on a dark night.
A gigantic chameleon may regularly be witnessed late at night floating along on Back River.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy may be seen often very late at night looking at Falmouth Cliffs.
A dinosaur has once in a while been noticed by Back River Marshes trying to snatch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Cataumet
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Ghost Sightings From Cataumet
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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