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The spirit of a planter having on a straw hat is known to have been made out on numerous occasions by Farmers Cliff weeping.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object can sometimes be spotted at night climbing out of Batemans Pond Swamp drenched in mud.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has frequently been distinguished heaving pieces of wood into Heart Pond on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space is regularly observed shining a lamp by Assabet River.
A woman with a blue-green face has been noticed on a few occasions glancing at the vista from the top of Annursnac Hill very late at night. Several people declare this ghost likes frightening unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Carlisle.
A man with a spear in his head can regularly be perceived at the stroke of midnight staring over Bedford Levels. It has been claimed that this individual phantom can be the spirit of a person who lived here
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who passed away here in Carlisle in the past.
A very large grizzly bear can be perceived frequently in Billerica State Forest in the early morning hours carving a crater in the earth.
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Ghost Sightings From Carlisle
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Ghost Sightings From Carlisle
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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