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These are some lies we made up about Canton.
A Pteranodon has sometimes been observed in a wild neighborhood right next door to Canton.
An ET is every now and then witnessed staring at the water by Bernstein Farm Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young woman with a rope around her neck has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions pushing orbs around down at the water's edge at Forge Pond.
An enormous chipmunk can occasionally be witnessed hitch-hiking in the middle of a gloomy road outside Canton.
A very bloodcurdling spirit was witnessed before sunrise checking out Breakneck Ledge. The ghost mumbled about avenging a slaying. A resident says that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Canton a long time ago. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space was observed gazing wrathfully at the watcher in the middle of Balster
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Brook.
A space man from another solar system came into sight posting a box at a Canton post office.
An ET was spotted conversing into the thin air as if somebody besides was near.
The ghost of an elderly female carrying a firearm has often been witnessed next to Pakomet Spring very late at night scooping out a cavity.
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phantom of an elderly Indian chief is regularly seen by Bear Swamp destroying a picture.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft is known to have been spotted on several occasions on the top of Academy Hill in the early morning hours watching the view.
A giant kid may often be noticed before dawn scrutinizing Slide Notch in detail.
An alien from planet Venus has once in a while been observed gazing across Hole in Rock late in the night.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is every so often distinguished chatting into the air in Belcher Park at midnight.
A very large coyote has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions walking a German Shepherd late in the night on a murky Canton residential road.
A black snake that shape-shifted into a lady can occasionally be perceived watching cable in a Canton living room late in the night. One of the locals decisively says that this spirit enjoys terrifying foolhardy people who are courageous enough to disturb the peace in Canton.
The phantom of a
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young-looking female dressed as a maid has regularly been seen going through garbage cans on a Canton street. Some of the people who live here claim this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Canton.
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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