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These are some lies we made up about Cambridge.
The ghost of an adolescent girl can now and then be witnessed nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Cambridge.
The ghost of a female with half her head absent was noticed by Back Bay Fens pushing orbs about. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being noticed. Scores of residents allege this ghost is almost certainly the undeceased ghost of a local who used to reside here in Cambridge.
Johann Sebastian Bach showed up next to a soaring tree in Brooks-Parkhurst Town Forest looking scary.
A figure with a skeleton face wearing murky robes was distinguished in Aberjona River turning toward the viewer. Panicked by the witnesses the ghost fled into the dark.
A lady having a sword in her head appeared looking irritably at the eye witness on the highest spot of one of the heights in the Middlesex Fells very late at night. When noticed the ghost approached the witness who then fled. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly
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is menacing; one that is preferably not upset.
An enormous oryx was seen glancing at the sight from the pinnacle of Mount Andrew in the early morning hours.
A Plateosaurus was distinguished by Amelia Earhart Dam before dawn staring at the water.
An enormous chimpanzee is repeatedly perceived in a Cambridge highschool late in the
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night pacing the halls.
A wandering ghost has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions at Bartons Point around midnight looking down into the water.
The phantom of a plane pilot can frequently be spotted in a sail boat on Aberjona Pond gobbling a piece of bread. No matter what, it's a creepy spirit that you don't want to meet on a dark night.
A huge coati can be seen repeatedly in Shaker Glen late at night gulping soda pop.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe has now and then been observed in a mirror in a Cambridge apartment; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
A space man from another world is occasionally made out in Adams Playground on a dark night talking into the night.
A giant dog has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions swimming at Carson Beach in the early morning hours.
A terrifying skeleton can now and then be observed in a trailer in close proximity to Cambridge. No matter what folks state, it's undeniably a
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frightening ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Cambridge
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Ghost Sightings From Cambridge
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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