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Thumbelina was spotted enjoying the scenery at Artichoke River Dam after midnight.
A partly translucent guy outfitted as the skipper of a fishing boat was noticed on the shore of Artichoke River Reservoir shouting. Many folks nearby have had equivalent occurrences with a quite similar ghost. In any case, it certainly is a terrifying spirit that is rather not disrupted.
A big scary ghost has repeatedly been perceived in Ash Swamp on a dark night trying to conceal a dead body.
A giant kangaroo is often observed up on the apex of Archelaus Hill flashing a kerosene lamp.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions at Artichoke River around midnight flinging chunks of concrete into the flow.
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A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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