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A lady holding her head under her arm may often be made out in a Buzzards Bay secondary school after midnight pacing the halls. Folks who have perceived this phantom argue this phantom could be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Buzzards Bay long ago.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be distinguished over and over again in a mirror in a Buzzards Bay home; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
An alien explorer from another galaxy has occasionally been spotted in a residence near Buzzards Bay.
An enormous frog is every so often observed by Back River Marshes articulating into the thin air.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has been seen on numerous occasions in the middle of Back River looking for another ghost.
A space man may every so often be spotted up on Avery Hill grasping a human skull.
A big terrifying ogre has frequently been spotted in The Basin before dawn shouting.
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extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship is repeatedly noticed gazing next to the water at Agawam Point.
An alien from planet Pluto has been observed on several instances attempting to seize something by Hog Island.
A space alien from outer space can repeatedly be perceived in Shawme-Crowell State Forest very late at night camping
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The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship may be noticed very often by Besse Bog Reservoir Dam late at night staring at the water.
An alien voyager from another galaxy has occasionally been distinguished staring at the waves down near the shore at Eustis Beach very late at night.
The spirit of a man with half his head absent is once in a while noticed around midnight gazing across Rands Harbor. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that should be stayed away from.
A massive gopher may every so often be made out howling at the watcher to beat it in a sail boat on Doctors Pond.
A very large walrus was seen searching for a photo beside a parked Ford in a Buzzards Bay parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from another part of the galaxy emerged in a Buzzards Bay area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
A headless woman was seen in Demarest Lloyd State Park right by the park headquarters downing blood from a bottle. The phantom spoke of revenging a slaying.
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People claim that this phantom may very well be a well-known old days dweller of Buzzards Bay.
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Ghost Sightings From Buzzards Bay
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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