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These are some lies we made up about Burlington.
The phantom of a bum has purportedly been distinguished on frequent occasions in Ackerson Playground on a dark night heaving pieces of wood. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Burlington local.
A massive mare can regularly be observed mounding boulders in Shaker Glen at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an aged hag can be distinguished repeatedly downing blood from a container at Silver Lake Town Beach. Based on what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Burlington many years ago.
A space alien has every now and then been perceived late in the night staring across Parker Meadow.
An martian explorer from another planet is sometimes noticed in a hardware store in the Burlington vicinity.
A colossal shrew is known to have been observed on one or two instances at Horn Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the
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scenery.
An extremely large mustang can every so often be made out trying on clothes in a Burlington flat.
Socrates was noticed clutching a human headbone up on the top of Andrews Hill.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body materialized weeping down at the water at Aberjona Pond. When noticed the ghost came near the
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bystander who then ran off. A lot of local residents claim this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Burlington many years ago.
A very large waterbuck was witnessed by Bloody Bluff gazing.
A space alien from outer space was witnessed attempting to express something in Aberjona River.
An alien has repeatedly been observed nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Burlington.
A man with the head of a devil is known to have been perceived on several instances thinking by Bryant Swamp. Folks here argue that this ghost loves frightening foolish folks who are bold enough to disturb the calm in Burlington.
A somewhat rotten human dead body can often be noticed gathering firewood in Brooks-Parkhurst Town Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship has now and then been witnessed fluttering across the Middlesex Fells at night.
The phantom of a grower dressed in a worn hat is once in a while observed in a Burlington school at
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the stroke of midnight staggering the corridors.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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