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Hansel and Gretel's mom has frequently been observed in the backseat of a VW by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest has supposedly been witnessed on several instances by Back Bay Fens staring wrathfully at the viewer. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that should be let alone.
A female's body having a horse's head can regularly be witnessed picking flowers in the back garden of a mobile home in Brookline.
A giant jerboa may be distinguished frequently hauling a cadaver across the dirt in Admiral Morison Statue around midnight.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship has every so often been noticed tossing chunks of concrete into Chandler Pond before dawn.
A partly rotten human corpse is from time to time distinguished at Bartons Point at the stroke of midnight gazing down into the water.
A female afire, hauling a gasoline
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bottle has been said to have been distinguished on many instances gazing at the water by Amelia Earhart Dam late at night. No matter what, it is indisputably a scary ghost that is rather not messed with.
An extraterrestrial from Venus can every now and then be made out next to a creepy high tree in Brooks-Parkhurst Town Forest consuming a melon.
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phantom of a grower dressed in a farmer hat has often been seen flying over the Middlesex Fells at night.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-splattered prom dress is regularly perceived at Carson Beach going for a midnight swim. One of the people who live here definitely alleges that this phantom could be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Brookline in the past.
Galileo has allegedly been witnessed on many occasions seated on a couch in a flat in Brookline.
A woman with a blue-green face can frequently be perceived on a dark night floating down Aberjona River.
A space man from deep space can be distinguished frequently crying up on the highest spot of Academy Hill.
A man with a sword in his head has every so often been seen screaming by a streetlamp in Brookline.
The phantom of a mailman is once in a while distinguished glancing over Bird Island Flats before dawn.
A space man is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions striding from apartment to apartment
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before sunrise on a Brookline avenue.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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