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These are some lies we made up about Brookfield.
An ET from outer space can every so often be noticed in Brookfield Common Historic District in the early morning hours covering a corpse by a large rock.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his torso was made out in the early morning hours before sunrise climbing out of Allen Swamp drenched in slime. There are further descriptions with reference to this phantom in the area.
A huge antelope was distinguished watching shows in a Brookfield living room at night.
A sasquatch showed up by Bradish Brook slurping milk.
A man having the head of a demon was seen smoking a pipe at Alum Pond Dam around midnight. Many people in close proximity have had matching incidents with a similar ghost.
A massive armadillo has regularly been made out reading a newsletter beneath a terrifying tall tree in West Brookfield State Forest.
An extraterrestrial is repeatedly noticed on a Brookfield road late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookfield
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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