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These are some lies we made up about Brockton.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy can occasionally be observed drifting along on Beaver Brook around midnight.
A chilling skeleton was observed by Ames Pond Dam on a dark night staring at the water. The appearance of the eye witness terrified the ghost who then faded away.
A glowing human person materialized in a raft on Lake Holbrook struggling to grab something. The ghost mentioned revenging a slaying.
A space man from planet Venus was made out scrambling out of Bear Swamp drenched in slime before sunrise.
A gargantuan dog emerged in Ames Nowell State Park around midnight dragging a dead body through some bushes.
The phantom of a youthful gentleman wearing a jacket was witnessed gathering firewood in Rocky Woods before dawn. The bystander got scared and escaped.
An alien from deep space was witnessed having a seat at a table in a Brockton house redistributing orbs about.
Henry VIII has often been spotted
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appearing creepy up on the top of Locust Hill.
An ET is often distinguished walking through an apartment in Brockton.
A decapitated guy has been spotted on many instances traveling on a pony in the middle of a road near Brockton.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-splattered uniform can frequently be witnessed at a pay phone in
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Brockton using the telephone. Based on what the folks who live here declare, this ghost loves startling folks who have the nerve to disturb the tranquility in Brockton.
An martian explorer from deep space can be witnessed time and again walking through a Brockton area graveyard.
An enormous rabbit has occasionally been seen seeking a bag down a secluded road outside Brockton in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from space is once in a while spotted being in a neglected manor in Brockton.
A minotaur has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions outside the entrance to Bradley Palmer State Park slurping soda pop.
A very large mule has often been perceived in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor right by the ranger station smoking a pipe.
A very large mountain goat is repeatedly spotted being carried by a low rider on a gloomy highway outside Brockton.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been noticed on frequent occasions in a
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Ghost Sightings From Brockton
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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