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These are some lies we made up about Brighton.
A gigantic alpaca has purportedly been spotted on numerous occasions staring at folks in a Brighton mobile home through an air vent.
An enormous elephant may sometimes be made out late at night crawling out of Back Bay Fens soaked in filth.
An alien from planet Venus was seen hauling a body through some bushes in Admiral Morison Statue late at night.
The Mothman came into sight in a desolate spot close to Brighton.
A partly decomposed human cadaver showed up bass fishing from the water's edge of Chandler Pond late at night. The appearance of the onlooker terrified the ghost who then vanished.
A lady burning, hauling a petroleum tank was perceived appearing scary down beside the water at Bartons Point. The witness became frightened and escaped.
A massive finch was noticed taking pleasure in the landscape at Amelia Earhart Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is frequently observed hollowing out a nook in the
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ground in Brooks-Parkhurst Town Forest on a dark night. A number of of the folks who live in this town argue this phantom enjoys terrifying foolhardy folks who are brave enough to upset the quiet in Brighton.
A sizeable bloodcurdling giant has been distinguished on many instances late at night hovering across the Middlesex Fells.
A space
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man from another planet can be seen repeatedly hovering by the side of a murky road in the vicinity of Brighton.
A woman with a sea-green face has now and then been witnessed hauling a body from the ice cold water of Aberjona River around midnight.
An extremely large mountain goat is every now and then made out at Carson Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the waves beside the water.
A gigantic buffalo is rumored to have been observed on many instances on the top of Academy Hill at the stroke of midnight glancing at the vista.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can from time to time be spotted hovering over Bird Island Flats very late at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system has repeatedly been observed posting a container at a Brighton post office.
An enormous canary is often perceived swallowing fuel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Brighton.
An ET from Jupiter is rumored to have been observed on frequent occasions
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walking a Cocker Spaniel before dawn on a murky Brighton residential road.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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