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These are some lies we made up about Bridgewater.
A huge chinchilla was distinguished relaxing in an armchair in an apartment near Bridgewater.
The phantom of a dreadfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead wolf has regularly been perceived gazing at the view from the peak of Holmes Knoll on a dark night. One of the locals confidently says that this spirit is the struggling spirit of an old Bridgewater resident.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is often perceived heaving bricks into the current at Bartlett Brook around midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship may often be observed in Bickley Playground very late at night glugging down blood from a cup.
An extremely large puma has every so often been perceived at midnight rushing after a passing Buick on a dark highway near Bridgewater.
A space man from planet Pluto is from time to time spotted on the shore of Forge River Reservoir smoking a pipe.
A woman devoid of a head has supposedly been seen
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on many occasions struggling to dump a cadaver in Bear Meadow at night. Regardless of what people state, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An alien from outer space has often been distinguished gazing at the water by Burrage Pond Lower Reservoir Dike A after midnight.
The ghost of a youthful
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lady with a cord around her neck is repeatedly seen in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver seeing the phantom in her rear view mirror on a dark night. A number of of those who live here claim this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Bridgewater in the past.
A gentleman devoid of a head has supposedly been spotted on a few occasions picking flowers in the back yard of a building in Bridgewater. One thing is for certain, it's a frightening phantom that should be let alone.
An extremely frightening spirit can frequently be noticed by an old man fishing by a lake outside Bridgewater. Well, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big mustache and an eye patch can be spotted repeatedly seated on a stool in a home in Bridgewater. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who have the courage to disrupt the silence in Bridgewater.
Genghis Khan has every so often been seen in Bradley Palmer
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State Park by the ranger station flickering a light.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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