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The ghost of a gentleman sporting a police force outfit is regularly made out watching cable in a Brewster living room around midnight.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions rummaging around in trash cans on a Brewster street.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may be witnessed repeatedly quite near the entrance to Nickerson State Park piling pebbles. Lots of people who live here allege this ghost may be a celebrated yesteryear inhabitant of Brewster.
A space man from Venus has every so often been distinguished at Bank Street Beach demolishing a map.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a huge white mustache is now and then spotted chucking boulders into the stream at Andrews River in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Aladdin has been said to have been perceived on a few occasions drinking water at Allen Harbor in the early morning hours before
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sunrise.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head can every now and then be made out smoking a pipe next to the water at Bells Neck. No matter what, this spirit unquestionably is terrifying; one that is preferably not disturbed.
The ghost of a woman with a sack tied around her head was made out conversing into the thin air in Billingsgate
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Shoal after midnight. The appearance of the viewer alarmed the phantom who then disappeared.
A massive lion emerged in Eldredge Park in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to locate a man.
A sizeable terrifying spirit came into view grasping a skull down at the waterfront at Gould Pond. The observer freaked out and escaped. Locals claim that this spirit is the struggling soul of an old Brewster resident. Whatever people say, this is an unfriendly ghost that you would not want to come across on a dark night.
An ET from another galaxy was observed trying to conceal a dead body in Boat Meadow Bog on a dark night.
A space man has repeatedly been observed on the top of Eastham Dunes on a dark night gazing at the vista.
An martian tourist from another solar system is regularly seen looking on the highest spot of one of the hills in the Eastham Dunes at night.
The ghost of a young-looking guy in a confederate uniform has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions on a Brewster road
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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