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These are some lies we made up about Braintree.
A very large gila monster is regularly perceived staggering through a trailer near Braintree.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship can repeatedly be witnessed conversing into the air by Arnold Meadow.
A space invader from planet Jupiter may be made out repeatedly covering a body by a big boulder in Adams National Historical Park late at night.
The ghost of a train driver has now and then been observed at midnight fluttering across Broad Meadows. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that should be stayed away from.
Vincent van Gogh is now and then witnessed on the apex of one of the hills in the Blue Hill Range before dawn weeping.
A gigantic turtle has supposedly been noticed on a handful of occasions staring at the water by Blue Hills Reservoir Dam on a dark night.
The phantom of a badly mangled hunter dragging a dead deer may from time to time be made out in a canoe on Lake Holbrook trying to snatch something.
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Locals claim that this ghost is the struggling soul of a long dead Braintree local.
A space invader from the cosmos has regularly been made out down by Manet Beach very late at night going for a swim.
A Velociraptor is regularly seen staggering through a Braintree neighborhood cemetery.
The martian technician of a flying saucer
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has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances slurping water from Pakomet Spring in the early morning hours.
A gigantic peccary can be seen very frequently exploring Chapel Rocks in detail very late at night.
A gargantuan kangaroo has sometimes been perceived looking down into the water at Beal Cove at the stroke of midnight.
Archimedes is every so often seen examining the landscape from the summit of Academy Hill around midnight.
An martian voyager from another solar system can every so often be spotted pulling a dead body from the freezing water of Beaver Brook before dawn.
An extremely large aardvark was witnessed by East Head hurling boulders.
A Yeti came into view scraping out a hollow beneath a big tree in Mill Woods.
A giant fox was noticed spending time in a neglected structure in Braintree.
A big terrifying dragon came into sight standing by a desolate road near Braintree.
The ghost of a youthful lady with a cord around her neck was noticed being carried by a moped on a shady
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road close to Braintree. The spirit did not seem to be agonized by the watchers.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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