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The martian navigator of a flying saucer has been perceived on many occasions peeping through house windows in Boylston before dawn.
The phantom of a shackled up guy can every now and then be noticed startling people up on Apron Hill. Nevertheless, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
A space man from planet Mercury is often spotted taking pleasure in the vista at Andrews Harbor in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young-looking woman covered in blood has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances pointing at the viewer by Cushing Swamp.
An enormous doe may repeatedly be observed staring furiously at the witness by Sawyer Bluff.
The spirit of an aged hag can be distinguished often hovering across Pleasant Valley in the early morning hours before sunrise. Locals declare that this ghost takes pleasure in startling folks who come seeking ghosts in Boylston.
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In any case, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A gigantic alligator is sometimes spotted at Coal Mine Brook before dawn chucking pieces of wood into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Boylston
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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