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The ghost of a dispossessed guy has purportedly been made out on frequent instances staring at the water by Baldpate Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight. People who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Boxford in the past. In any event, it's undeniably a frightening spirit that any reasonable person wouldn't want to meet.
A colossal peccary may often be made out in Boxford State Forest in the early morning hours hunting with a crossbow.
A terrifying beast has every now and then been seen in American League Park after midnight covering a corpse by a large boulder.
The ghost of a silver-miner is occasionally spotted down next to the shore at Aunt Betts Pond gazing irritably at the observer. Whatever folks utter, this ghost sure is scary; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a guy outfitted as a gardener is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances very
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late at night floating down on Beaver Brook. Whichever way, it's a frightening ghost that should be steered clear of.
The martian commander of a UFO may every so often be witnessed gazing at folks in a Boxford residence through a peephole.
A woman with a partially translucent body has often been distinguished piling chunks of concrete
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by Bunker Meadows.
The ghost of a man wearing a law enforcement outfit is known to have been spotted on one or two occasions glancing at the panorama from the highest spot of Aslebe Hill late at night.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may repeatedly be made out in a deserted place near Boxford.
An ET from planet Jupiter has every so often been witnessed sending a parcel at a Boxford post office.
The phantom of a guy in a military outfit is every now and then perceived guzzling fuel from a pump at a fueling station in Boxford.
An old knight's armor lacking a human inside has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions walking a Terrier at the stroke of midnight on a gloomy Boxford road. A local claims that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Boxford.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was seen staring through mobile home windows in Boxford on a dark night.
A space invader appeared searching through trash
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cans on a Boxford residential street.
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Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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