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An armed forces uniform wandering around with no body in it has purportedly been seen on numerous instances down at the water at Black Pond eating a cracker.
A giant deer may from time to time be observed before dawn struggling out of Browns Swamp covered in slime.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was observed sitting in a chair in a house in Boxborough.
A massive alligator materialized conversing into the night beside a streetlight in Boxborough.
A space man from another world was distinguished walking from residence to residence very late at night on a Boxborough lane.
Bigfoot emerged gazing at the waves down by the waterfront at Harvard Town Beach at night.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft was witnessed around midnight drifting along Beaver Brook.
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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