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These are some lies we made up about Boston.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has frequently been spotted on the highest spot of Academy Hill on a dark night watching the vista. Folks who have noticed this phantom argue this phantom may well be a recognized days gone by native of Boston. In any event, it's a scary phantom that is better not disturbed.
A lady with a blue-green face is often distinguished going for a swim down at Carson Beach in the early morning hours. Regardless of what people express, it is indisputably a scary spirit that you do not want to bump into before sunrise.
A space invader from space is rumored to have been noticed on frequent instances heaving pieces of wood into the flow at Balster Brook on a dark night.
The ghost of a delivery man can regularly be seen staring at the water by Blue Hills Reservoir Dam at night.
A guy's body having the head of a rat may be made out very frequently taking a rest on a bench in a mobile home near Boston. One thing's
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for sure, this phantom unquestionably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every so often been observed late in the night soaring over the Blue Hill Range.
Napoleon Bonaparte is sometimes observed shouting near Pakomet Spring around midnight.
A feminine
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shape has been perceived on a few occasions attempting to say something down near the water at Bartons Point.
An enormous hartebeest can every so often be perceived by Breakneck Ledge twinkling a lamp.
The ghost of a woman having names carved into her foot has often been distinguished in Chapel Rocks at the stroke of midnight terrifying folks.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet has purportedly been distinguished on several occasions in Adams National Historical Park before dawn burying a body by a sizeable rock.
A space alien from planet Venus may repeatedly be witnessed glancing across Bird Island Flats at the stroke of midnight.
A Stegosaurus can be made out often on a dark night hurrying after a passing Chrysler on a murky road in the vicinity of Boston.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her mouth has sometimes been noticed fishing from the water's edge of Chestnut Hill Reservoir in the early morning hours. Any which way, it's a creepy ghost that should be kept away from.
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ghost of a woman with a knife in her chest is once in a while made out in the rear seat of a VW by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night. Folks assert that this spirit is the struggling soul of a former Boston local person.
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Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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