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These are some lies we made up about Bolton.
A gigantic mink has frequently been seen sitting on a stool in a trailer in Bolton.
A lady's body having a raccoon's head is regularly seen by Crystal Spring very late at night slurping blood from a bottle. No matter what, it's sure a terrifying ghost that is preferably not upset.
An extremely large moose has been witnessed on frequent occasions in Bolton Flats Wildlife Management Area before dawn hiding a corpse by a large rock.
Issac Newton may often be seen at Bare Hill Pond Dam late at night smoking a cigar.
An alien from planet Pluto may be noticed time and again talking into the thin air at Harvard Town Beach.
A partly decomposed human cadaver has every so often been seen reading a magazine by Flagg Swamp. A local man asserts that this ghost is that of a person who existed here in Bolton before the present.
A space man from space is every now and then distinguished flinging rocks into the flowing water at Barefoot Brook very late at night.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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