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These are some lies we made up about Blackstone.
Aristotle can occasionally be noticed at State Park Beach terrifying people.
A massive ocelot has frequently been perceived gazing at the water by Blackstone Dam at night.
An extremely large hamster is regularly spotted down beside the water's edge at Blackstone River Reservoir facing the observer.
A space alien from Jupiter has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions very late at night studying Blackstone Gorge in detail.
An ET from another planet may be perceived time and again tossing stones outside Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor.
A Seismosaurus has every so often been seen resting at a coffee table in a Blackstone home.
A space alien is every so often seen in a desolate place right next door to Blackstone.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a person inside has supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions stopping by The Blunders in the early morning hours. Whatever folks express, it's a creepy
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spirit that you don't want to run into at night.
A huge kid was seen hitch-hiking by a shadowy road outside Blackstone.
The martian technician of a flying saucer emerged examining the scenery from the apex of Bald Hill at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a female with a sack strapped around her head was noticed mailing a packet
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at a Blackstone post office. Frightened by the viewers the ghost departed into the shadows. According to the local residents, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long departed Blackstone local.
A partly transparent man clad as the skipper of a boat was witnessed verbalizing into the air by Bungay Swamp. This specific ghost has been observed over and over again in this zone. According to what the residents say, this ghost is that of a local who settled here in Blackstone a long time ago.
An alien vacationer from another planet has frequently been witnessed in Aldrich Brook trying to find something.
Little Red Riding Hood is repeatedly perceived in Central Woolen Mills District after midnight hauling a corpse across the dirt.
A large bloodcurdling ghost can often be noticed down near Albion Falls on a dark night shouting. Folks who have made out this ghost assert this ghost likes frightening foolish folks who are brave enough to disrupt the serenity in Blackstone.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn may be observed
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often glugging down gas from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Blackstone.
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Ghost Sightings From Blackstone
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Ghost Sightings From Blackstone
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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