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These are some lies we made up about Beverly.
The ghost of an awfully mangled huntsman dragging a dead wolf is frequently observed observing the scenery from the top of Bald Hill late in the night.
A very large dugong has been distinguished on numerous occasions at Beverly Reservoir Dam before dawn looking.
An alien from Saturn can be spotted over and over again trying to grasp something near the water at Allen Head.
A gargantuan seal has sometimes been made out pondering on the shore of Black Joe Pond.
A space man from another planet has allegedly been perceived on one or two instances shuffling orbs around in Boden Rocks after midnight.
The phantom of a young-looking lady with a cord around her neck may sometimes be observed at Back Beach going for a late-night bath. Some people allege this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Beverly a long time ago. One thing is for sure, it unquestionably is a chilling phantom that is better not messed with.
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man lacking a head has repeatedly been observed facing the viewer by Bayberry Swamp. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is perhaps the tormented ghost of a resident who used to live here in Beverly.
An extremely large fox is repeatedly seen marching by a secluded highway in the vicinity of Beverly.
The alien commander
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of an unidentified flying object is known to have been seen on many instances coming into view in a mirror.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden leg can frequently be seen digging a nook by Alewife Brook.
A space man from Saturn has every so often been noticed in Abbott Park before sunrise annihilating a picture.
A giant bunny is once in a while made out stopping by Black Wills Cliff before dawn.
A space man from the cosmos has been observed on a handful of occasions seated on a stool in a house in the vicinity of Beverly.
Johann Sebastian Bach was perceived in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
The ghost of a waitress showed up raking leaves in the yard of a flat in Beverly. This specific ghost has been distinguished often in this location.
A colossal ground hog came into sight sitting on the floor in a trailer in Beverly.
A Pterodactyl was spotted pacing from trailer to trailer very
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late at night on a Beverly residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Beverly
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Ghost Sightings From Beverly
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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