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An ET from another solar system has often been made out late at night fluttering across Assonet Bay.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady is repeatedly made out watching television in a Berkley living room late at night.
An extremely large reindeer has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions gazing down into the water at Assonet Neck before dawn.
A space alien may frequently be witnessed up on the summit of Breakneck Hill looking crossly at the watcher.
A dark cockroach that turned into a woman may be observed often flinging pieces of wood into the stream at Assonet River at midnight. One of the folks who live here confidently declares that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who have the guts to disrupt the tranquility in Berkley.
An enormous monkey has once in a while been witnessed taking in the scenery at Barstows Pond Dam before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos is every
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so often noticed on a Berkley avenue late in the night.
A gargantuan boar has purportedly been observed on several occasions hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Berkley.
An ET from another galaxy may sometimes be witnessed down near the water's edge at Pierce Beach dining on a chicken drumstick.
The extraterrestrial commander
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of an alien spacecraft has frequently been made out slurping gasoline amongst the bushes of Emma N F Hutt Forest.
A big menacing monster is often spotted struggling to hide a cadaver in Casual Swamp before dawn.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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